Burlesque

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It may take a legend...to make a star.But it takes an uneducated twat...to mispronounce Burlesque.
AKA: Burly-que, Burlesqueue, That B film with Cher, Ble-esque, Bur...le...ska
Clientele: Messy chix on a chix nite out. Who possibly txt like that too. The messiest I have ever seen a cinema. Majority of customers were on a 'diet' as they got just a small popcorn and a Diet coke to slosh it down with. Also a few mother/daughter combos, and of course the ageing gays.
Main Players: Cher's lips, Christina Aguilera.
Worth Seeing?: If you are dumb, deaf and blind, this should suit you to a tee.